Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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