god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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