Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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