In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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