Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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