Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize