It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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