HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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