return my video game
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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