I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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