it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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