wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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