You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize