They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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