Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.