Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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