Non-Jews are for practice
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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