OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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