1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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