Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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