My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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