Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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