what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
3pm strippers are depressing
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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