I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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