I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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