You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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