can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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