did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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