Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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