But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
