but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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