I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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