We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
