I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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