Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just want nice things and good sex
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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