We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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