Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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