She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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