...so i touched it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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