ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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