I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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