Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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