I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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