first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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