I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I supernannyed him into submission
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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