Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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