My Higher Power is John Stamos
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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