Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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