Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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