I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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