are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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