y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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