I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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