Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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