Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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