Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!