Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.