Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?