I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.