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  Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."

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  My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay

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• (914): View more from New York

  I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom

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