i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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