So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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